SIKE-OPS/SYS v2.3.1 (c) 1997-2004
> ACCESS RESTRICTED AREA
> VERIFYING CLEARANCE............ DENIED
> This incident has been reported to HAY.
> just kidding.
> or am i.
> HINT: the password is the color of the hills.
> INCORRECT. THIS ATTEMPT HAS BEEN LOGGED. (it has not)
ACCESS GRANTED.
[SECRET GOES HERE: discount code, hidden product, or a confession]