LOCAL WOMAN "HAS NO IDEA" HOW SHE GOT ONTO ROOF OF FEDERAL BUILDING

LAS VEGAS — A local woman told reporters on Tuesday that she has "no idea" how she ended up on the roof of a federal building, adding that she "would do it again" and that the view was "honestly pretty good."

Witnesses described her as wearing a fur coat and carrying a clipboard, which one security guard said "made her look like she was supposed to be there." She was later seen leaving through the front door and waving at the xxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

When asked for comment, the Department of Propaganda said it "does not exist" and "has never existed," then asked this reporter where he had bought his shirt.

The woman has since opened an online commissary. Officials urge the public not to visit it. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

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