NEW ISSUE F/W 2026 AUTHORIZED FOR limited PUBLIC RELEASE

Effective immediately, the following assets have been cleared for civilian requisition: the F/W 2026 collection. Thirteen garments, three caps, two sticker packs, and one sheet of gold stars, issued under a single directive.

EXHIBIT A. Operative observed in Funded By tee. Location redacted.

THE ISSUE

• Funded By: Faded Black Tee, Faded Bone Tee, M81 Camo Tee, Faded Black Hoodie. Follow the money.
• Marionette: Faded Bone Tee, Faded Indigo Tee, Faded Khaki Tee, Faded Taupe Hoodie. Who's pulling the strings?
• Propaganda Machine: Faded Bone Tee, Faded Chalk Tee, White/Red Ringer Tee, Faded Bone Crewneck. We all live in one.
• Gun-Maid: Faded Cardinal Tee. Don't forget to pack yours.
• Funded By Caps: Desert Camo, Natural/Red, Natural/Liberty. Available to supporters.
• Sticker Packs: Set 01 (pop-up ads) and Set 02. Slaps on slaps.
• Commendations: PSYOP Survivor Gold Star Sheet. Seventy gold stars for those who made it out. Award them responsibly.

EXHIBITS B AND C. Surveillance stills, recovered. Click to requisition.

REQUISITION WINDOW

Pre-orders open 10/30/2026 at 5:00 PM Eastern and close 11/6/2026. Everything ships in December, 4–6 weeks after the window closes. Once the window closes, it will not reopen, and all records of it will be destroyed.

Personnel are advised to be early. Personnel who are late will be noted.

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