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LEAKED MEMO
"DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE PINK HILLS," STAFF TOLD
By Staff Correspondent xxxxxxxx · Posted 09/09/1999 02:09 AM
An internal memo obtained by the Real and True Press instructs all staff to "look at the ground" when passing the hills, and to "never, under any circumstances, compliment them."
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The hills in question. Do not make eye contact.